the powers that be here at work have seen fit to keep us from viewing any websites that are fun or even mildly interesting....
if we try to view a prohibited site we get what we affectionately call "The BIG RED Hand" on our monitors and a friendly message telling us that our username has been noted and they will soon be coming for our first born son.
it is funny to note that we CAN view Fox News but cannot view NPR.org - hmmmmmm..... but i digress....
well, today for some unknown reason the powers that be have set us free! free to socialize on MySpace, to shop at Gizmondo, to download music from itunes, to even (dare i try) download a podcast from Ask a Ninja - woohoo!
maybe it's the Labor Day holiday and all of the IT geeks have slacked off, maybe it's that i gave that old lady her purse back but whatever the case... nothing work related will get done today!!!!!!!
Friday, August 31, 2007
welcome to us!
we are two lowly graphic designers struggling & fighting the good fight to muster the will to come to work everyday & sell our souls to the corporate machine (we produce crappy graphics in exchange for crappy benefits)...
let us tell you about the origin of our name... our boss apparently has a thing for spending the workday on three big objectives as follows: 1) perusing the net for images of high heel shoes & lingerie models, 2) perusing the net for images of model airplanes & finally 3) photoshopping boobies onto the lingerie models - yes, you heard that correctly! we haven't caught him photoshopping boobies onto the model airplanes as of yet but we'll keep you posted. we think he manages to squeeze in about one hour of "work" a day if you count looking over our shoulders and making sure that we are not using any fonts besides Times & Univers, as work...
we have to laugh to make it through our days. check back for stories of our hijinks, lunchtime adventures & more!
let us tell you about the origin of our name... our boss apparently has a thing for spending the workday on three big objectives as follows: 1) perusing the net for images of high heel shoes & lingerie models, 2) perusing the net for images of model airplanes & finally 3) photoshopping boobies onto the lingerie models - yes, you heard that correctly! we haven't caught him photoshopping boobies onto the model airplanes as of yet but we'll keep you posted. we think he manages to squeeze in about one hour of "work" a day if you count looking over our shoulders and making sure that we are not using any fonts besides Times & Univers, as work...
we have to laugh to make it through our days. check back for stories of our hijinks, lunchtime adventures & more!
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